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Sex without any lubricant or any sort of assistance with the in-and-out process. Probably more painful than pleasant.
Joe’s girlfriend Sasha broke up with him after some failed attempts at dry scooping.
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when you know you lost in a card game so you scoop your cards up
player 1 just got a breakthrough or vortex played on him for free and player 2 yelled scoop face
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The act of farting, then cupping your hand and scooping it up towards your nose (or someone else's) to breathe in your sensational effort.
Bob's always trump scooping at me - I can smell them from here, thanks!
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Scoop and Score is a procedure described as when a male is looking to "get some" and notices a girl who has clearly punched her first class ticket to blackout city and is stumbling and falling all over the place. He then scoops her back to his (or maybe even her) place and scores, hence the scoop and score.
criterion for said scoop and score:
1. male must be pursing female and
2. obviously trying to get some
3. girl must be in or on her way to blackout city
4. must score
5. takes place at a social setting (i.e. party, bar)
guy 1: yo check that girl over there, she just fell. She's prime for the scoop and score
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large shovel used for snow removal ( shovel light stuff )
Yo dude, use this scoop shovel remove El pero poop from my yard!
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Similar to the scoop. Involves the same cupping motion, however, the force is applied to the crotch region, usually of a female. However, unlike the scoop, it is less of a lifting motion, and more of an outward slide. This move is usually not okay to do in most social settings, and is not recommended for males to do to anyone.
Girl 1: "COOCH SCOOP! Haha, gotcha!"
Girl 2: "Oh, goodness! I am simultaneously embarrassed and feel very violated."
Girl 1: "Oh, yes. And I have a deep feeling of accomplishment for having pulled this off. Better luck to you next time, comrade."
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The act of maximizing the amount of marshmallows, crunch berries, dehydrated strawberries, etc., that one obtains in a spoonful of cereal.
1. Joe: Dude, how on earth did you get so many oat clusters all at once?
Christopher Walken: Precision scooping, my friend...precision scooping.
2. Joe: Oh yeah, look at this! *shows friend an impressive spoonful of Count Chocula* It's all about precision scooping.
Joe's friend: Fuck you for using that term.
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