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A man playing with his cock like he’s honking a horn…
Toot his horn (penis) like his honking it
Jack: Where’s Alex
harry : He’s out tooting his horn best leave him to honking it
(Alex walks in)
Harry: He just toot his horn
Smickle Toot Booty (STB) is the act of raping someone of the opposite sex and laying sliced cheese on they’re anus as they poop and fart.
I gave her a Smickle Toot Booty
1. The male version of a "qweef". 2. The male equivalent to skittle tits
1. Jason skoogle tooted in her face right before he came.
2. He hates on her skittle tits, but he should spend some time working on his own skoogle toots.
Her: Why are you sleeping on the couch???
Him: babe, you had the death toots last night!
The unexpected escape of air from a woman's vagina; Queef
Her hoo hoo toot caused her great embarrassment.
King of the roadways, best at getting the pretty girls
Boy: hey dad why that truck leaning
Dad: well by golly that thing tooted cuhh
Tooted is basically saying that she/or he is cute. just a cringe way of saying it. Sometimes you can say it as a joke or sometimes you can actually mean it, but most people take it hysterically.