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Irritateing flat mate who doesn't pay bills, pull his weight and who lusts after pre sixteen year old children. He will also draw his own porn and keep tissues of a used nature lying around his room accompannied by one or two dodgy dvd's. He will also try to play the guitar at the most inapropriet of moments in conjunction with bad singing.
Also has dreamsof grandeour, thinking that he is great in all aspects of everything he does, and also regards himself as witty.
Ohhhhhh... Children(drool)
Flatmate 1: Twat Boy, do the dishes.
Twat Boy: Yeah, just watch me.
One who thinks they are something that they clearly are not.
Furries are delusional twats.
past tense of pussy whipped, hen pecked, man domanated by a woman or women, uroxious
I do what she says since she twatted me.
Arch does what she says since the twatted him.
a mythical beasty that resembles a large vagina with fur and big scary teeth
"Mommy mommy I had a nightmare!!" What is it honey?
"I was dreaming that a super twat was trying to get me"
Ahhh it's ok Johnny, I told you before, there's no such thing as super twats!
"but mommy"
Now go back and sleep in your own bed, your 26 years old for the love of God!
a person who resembles a cave dwelling creature that performs sexual favors in public bathrooms.
I stood in the bathroom line for 20 mins because some Fraggle Twat was in there with a guy!
Originally used to describe a man so desperate for sex that he would use all his vacation time and travel across the Atlantic ocean to pursue a girl he met once, this phrase is now used interjectionally as a placeholder (often denoting indifference) due to the beautifully melodic sound it makes coming off your tongue.
He actually cried when it was time for his flight back home, and he finally realized he wasn't getting any ass. Oh, well. Twat salami.
Dirty nasty blown out female genitals that's been ran threw by the whole county and then some ..
If you were to look up the word swamp twat in the dictionary, you would then see a picture of Mel.....