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A hole in the ground in which about 10 people live. There is a reason why this word has not been defined yet.
Guy1: Where you from?
Guy 2:Hockley Valley
Guy1: Oh....*awkward silence.*
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A decent town in King County situated between Covington, Hobart, Ravensdale and Black Diamond. Full of a lot of liberal yuppies who have been indoctrinated to be TV worshiping hipsters.
The skatepark is lousy and full of stoners/drifters who will never progress. The drug problem is moderate with mostly peaceful hippies but the occasional tweaker will pass through. There are many flannel wearing stoners with a mutual respect toward everyone and their community. The non egotistical but incredibly ballsy stoner/skater types do exist but rarely skate there unless trying to kill time.
Others are the common image of enormous gauges, I heart boobies wrist bands, v-neck shirts or baja shirts, eccentric pants or sweat pants, mocasins and crocs. About as common you will find those who wear a tap out hat and an MMA shirt but hipsters have lost all ambition in life.
The occasional ramp tramp, little raver emo girl or future attention whore is common. Many people who would rather be inside all day and watch Adventure Time rather than have hobbies.
The occasional conspiracy theorist, veteran and blue collared types would consider the area a haven. Older generations don't use the internet as much as the kids in this town who are hooked trolls with phony facebook meme lives. Beware of longboards and kids on their smartphones.
Stoner:"Hey party in Maple Valley!"
Yuppie:"Wow I haven't been there in ever because I live in the city and I'm a hipster"
Stoner:"Really? Maple Valley has nothing better to do not even a movie theater"
Yuppie:"Swag, yeah we should prey on some younger girls"
Stoner:"SWAG, So.Were.All.Gay"
Yuppie:"Don't worry lets go to a rave and sell molly and oxycontin"
Stoner:"Fuck my life we might as well go to comic con"
Yuppie:"Yeah pretending to be a drug dealer is too difficult I should get a real job"
Stoner:"Oh well at least we can sell weed to some burnouts from my source"
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Receiving anal sex face-down in ice cold water by a man wearing a powdered wig.
I have an ice cream headache from the Valley Forge I got last night.
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A town in Washington township, Morris County, NJ. In the middle of NO WHERE. No one has to my knowledge ever actually called it the "Big LV." If they have, they were probably from LV, and trying to make it seem cool. You kive in wither "the mountain" or "the valley."Long Valley is isolated from the real world. Minorities are basically non- existent here , There are too many white people. Not enough diversity. There are a lot of really nice cars. If you live here you go to West Morris High School Central. Basically a bunch of people who arent actually cool enough to be anything other than preppy, but pretend to be emo/ scene. there is a group of people who actually are the way they dress. Preppy people wear converse...and Uggs. yuck. There is a decent amount of drug use, but that because there is nothing better to do.
Its dull.
#1:I live in Long valley!
#2:Wheres that?
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The sweetest dorm on Marlboro College Campus that is continually trashed and eroding. Frequented by belligerency and tripping kids. In the past, it has had an opium den, prostitution rings, surrogate mothers, avid hula-hoopers, muff-diving competition and more than enough LSD. Often questions if motherfucker is a compound word. Dirty panties are also sold here. Also referred to as HPV.
"Happy Valley is on a lot of druuugsssss."-Sweetest RA ever
"I am currently not on fire"-Resident
"I'm sober, let's go the Valley and get fucked up".
"Is that that a tree on the roof of HPV?"
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A girl who basically lives her life inside a mall, strip mall, or anything that she can spend her money in. Shops at stores that are way too over-priced such as: Abercrombie &Fitch, UrbanOutfitters, Prada, Gucci, Armani Exchange, Coach, Banana Republic, etc. Usually shops with their parents because they carry all the cash. &gets way too much allowance a week. Extremely rich girl who's parents own more than two houses.
A: Oh, look at her and her LV bag
B: Yea, she's such a valley girl
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a song by frank zappa on the cd "Strictly Commercial"
down Ventura, there she goes
she just wants some bitchin' clothes
tosses her head and flips her hair
she's got a whole lot of nothing in there
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