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Debatably the best band of all time. Albums: Vampire Weekend and Contra (new release). Band met at Columbia University, and has been playing for a few years.
Lets go buy Vampire Weekend tickets!
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Bella "You should of seen edward last night..he vampire jizz so hard rainbows came out"
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1. A bloke who racks up a number of notches on his bedpost by picking up rough looking birds in nightclubs on student nights. (Vampire because he preys on girls out at night, slayer because he 'slays' them with his mighty weapon).
2. Someone who kills vampires.
Eddy: "Cor blimey, Dan brought another girl home from the student night!"
James: "I know, he's a real vampire slayer!"
James Woods, Kristy Swanson and Van Helsing all killed vampires, making them vampire slayers
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A male who hunts pussies at nights in order to survive.
i gotta get me some cunts tonite b'cuz i feel like a pussy vampire
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Someone who would be willing for a vampire to feed from and sleep with them at anytime.
She was the vampire whore, never said much, was always too out of it from blood loss.
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the candiru or canero (Vandellia cirrhosa) is a toothpick fish that lurks in the muddy waters of the amazon river. Its transluceny makes it very hard to spot, and it only about 1inch in length and 6mm wide.
It gets it nickname 'the vampire' fish because it slides into the gills of unsuspecting fish and latches onto the skin using its spine and sucks out the blood
It has become the most feared fish in the amazon even over the pirahna because it has been known to swin up the urinary traps of males and latch onto the inside of the uretha or willy. furthermore, women aren't exempt as the candiru can in fact swin into the vagina and anus causing much pain and suffering.
operation is the only way to remove the candiru which sometimes means amputation of the willy, aka getting your doodle cut off, which hurts according to many of the victims.
damn caro u got me all infected with the vampire fish
Caro: i went swimming in the amazon all nakey and i have vampire fish in my cunt
Me: Tough break bitch
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An ugly girl you picked up and had sex with but has to leave before the sun comes up.
I had to sneak Vickie out before the sun came up.
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