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When you chug a bunch of laxatives to quickly lose weight.
"Sally, I need to lose some weight fast. I'm gonna take a bunch of laxatives to lose my shit-weight"
weight you put on while at a job. eventually the weight is lost after being fired or quitting.
Person 1:how’s the job going?
Person 2: oh ya i actually got fired 3 weeks ago...
Person 1: oh no! the good news is that you’ve already lost tons of work weight
Person 2: Uhhh thanks?
a task or process that is undeniably easy or can be easily done.
"How hard was the math homework bro?"
"Na bro, that shit was cheese weight!"
doing everything EXCEPT what you are supposed to be doing
You and a friend get in your truck to go somewhere and you left your keys inside so you go back in to get them. Once inside you get sidetracked by finding something else you remembered you forgot and then something else and something else until you take so long that your friend gets concerned and comes looking for you, finding you with your hands full of stuff but no keys.
Friend: Are you coming? What is taking so long?
You: I been lookin for a worm weight. I know where one is but I thought I might find another one somewhere in here.
So the two of you get back in your truck and you still don't have your keys.
The extra 10 or 20 pounds an individual puts on when consuming excessive amounts of cheap wine
“It’s about time I loose this wine weight brother.”
Shaming People For Gaining Weight.
Eww you gaining weight girl!
That’s gaining weight shaming girl!
Fat you get from eating stinky foods (shit, durians, other stinky foods and weiner cheese)
You have a lot of stink weight you eat so much smelly foods.