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Peanut Butter Wig

When someone deficates upon their partner's head and proceeds to gently smear the fecal matter around their scalp.

The results are as if the individual was wearing a wig constructed from peanut butter, and is also deemed to be most enriching.

Jeff: "I woke up today with an foul odour and my head stuck to the pillow!"

Newfoundland: "Oh my goodness! You've been given a peanut butter wig!"

Jeff (gasping): "TO TWITTER!"

by The Third Khaaal June 22, 2011


throw the wig down

to throw a tantrum, usually involving screaming and yelling... overreacting to something very stupid

When Rickie's computer has an insane number of popups, she tends to throw the wig down.

by Gabby & Rickie June 02, 2003


ugly orange with a wig on

donald trump
DONALD TRUMP
YOU HEARD ME
DONALD TRUMP!!!! 🤢

person 1: "hey have yall seen that ugly orange with a wig on at the election"?
person 2: "yes donald tramp is such a bastard"
person 3: "yes vote biden"!!!

by 🐩 puppy person November 06, 2020


Wig peeled back

Popularized by inmates in prison when one uses a shank or shiv to scalp another inmate. By slicing the head and peeling the scalp back.

That cholo got his wig peeled back

by UnderstandingStreetslang February 07, 2023


Dollar Tree Wig

When "Dollar Tree Wig" is used it means you have a bad looking wig on. It can be used as an comeback/insult.

An example is "Girl bye I know you ain't talking with that Dollar Tree wig on."

by NickiMinajsMinion May 10, 2021


Wig wag wan

Saying hi to one of your Male lovers

Gay lover : wig wag wan alex

by Nobbybobby January 17, 2020


Wig Splittin' Boogie

To fight, throw down. Term was derived from the Brooks & Dunn song "Boot Scootin' Boogie". To split someone's wig refers to splitting their scalp open.

Yo man Tony got fucked up real bad, he did the wig splittin' boogie with Marco and got his head slammed in a Jaguar door.

Slam your head into a Cadillac, beat yo ass with a slap Jack meet me out back so we can boogie...wig splittin' boogie.

by Box of Wood Spiderz November 26, 2020