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Half-sized penis because your dumbass self shot yourself in the groin
“John will never get a girl with his Walmart meat department.”
a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.
Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.
Meat sweats are when you sweat after eating a large amount of meat in one sitting . This term is used by Joey Tribbiani in the TV series “Friends” after eating the entire turkey that Monica Geller made.
“Uh oh, here comes the meat sweats.”
When shawty gets so hot and bothered from all that lovin' from that good D (the "meat"), she becomes red/warm all over and then begins to perspire (the "sweats").
Bro told me he loves to give his new girl the meat sweats every night!
When you have sweat in your meaty areas of your body
"You look like you just jogged for 8 miles man!"
"Yeah, I even have the Meat Sweats"
Contrary to popular belief, the meat sweats are not in relation to consuming excessive amounts of meat in a short period of time.
Meat sweats (and their various degrees of intensity) refer to how hard you are tripping after ingesting LSD/mushrooms. These effects can be intensified by smoking marijuana.
Meat sweats are ranked in terms of "hands." 1st hand meat sweats, 2nd hand meat sweats, and so forth. Anything past 5th hand meat sweats is considered to be "crisis mode" i.e. tripping too hard for comfort, stuck in thought loops, etc.
"Dude how was your trip last night?"
"Aw man, I dropped 3 tabs of acid and then smoked a blunt, the meat sweats were hittin' hard... we're talking at least 4th, maybe even 5th hand meat sweats"
When you sweat or just to add emphasis on a sencentce.
"Hey Daniel I heard you just played a great game of tennis"
"Why yes I did, however I now have raging meat sweats"