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An invitation to a sleeping person to join an orgy.
"Max, everyone is naked! Open your eyes!"
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A hot cup of Turkish coffee, that has a piece of hashish melted in it. It's effect is strong and fast.
I have no plans for today. I gonna make myself a nice cup of Turkish eye opener.
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What you call someone who squints a lot. Named for the shape of the eyes whilst doing said action.
Person #1: "That guy always looks at us weird."
Person #2: "He's just an almond eyes, dude."
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A bigot /one who believes those of races unlike their own are less than or unequal. One who holds racial biases towards others.
The Nazi Party was full of "Short Eyes".
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Between The Eyes Music is any song that is played to the point where it has lost all of it's original meaning. The term comes from the method of killing ones self by shooting themselves between the eyes. Which makes for a quick, painless death. These songs are popular; at least at first, but over time due to them being overplayed and overused; they end up annoying the listener. Some example of these types of songs are Daniel Powter's "Bad Day", which was played over and over again on American Idol. Mariah Carey's "Hero", which is played on practically any reality show were the directer wants to have a Compassionate moment. Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On", which was used on the Titanic movie soundtrack and was overplayed almost constantly on the radio.
Man! If I hear that F**ING Mariah Carey song Hero one more time I'm going to be forced to kill myself! I wonder if she realizes that by allowing anyone and everyone to use that stupid song; that she made the song into Between The Eyes Music? What ever message that song had has long since died...
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Said when a person hooked up or entered a relationship with someone that was not really a great person or a good match for them, but they were attractive (or, at least, their eyes were).
"You know, Cindy, you were a mistake. I never meant to sleep with your father that night... damn his eyes!"
"Would you stop following me around? I don't like you! We just made out that one time... damn your eyes!"
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It's when you can see the full outline of a dude's bell-end through the fabric of whatever he's wearing on his undercarriage. Because this spectacle ALWAYS looks like an actual fish eye. This is the truest meaning of the term because it is so common and so hilarious. Fellas, you thoughts you'd pulled the wool over with your tales of jizzing in our eyes but look down next time you're wearing your softest jim-jams, and there he is, finding nemo.
NB: Fish eye is most notable in the circumcised community, it also features heavy in those belonging to the 'well-endowed' faction.
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