Facebook Gasp mom

A mom that takes everything seriously and is always determined to find the root of a problem, usually out of curiosity or to get someone in trouble. They will go to the extent to post every little nuisance to Facebook for her mom group to find out the cause.

You saw that Facebook Gasp mom on Nextdoor? Hopefully she'll shut up about that boom sound last night.

Fucking everyone and their mom

The ultimate sigma male thing to do

Chad's a fucking sigma. He's fucking everyone and their mom!

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Freeman’s Mom

Noun: A lady we all enjoy.

I was lonely until Freeman’s Mom came over.

modern mom

when you just swaggin like that ya heard????

ares: i just spread more cp

random nigga: thats so modern mom bro

Fuck Floop's Mom Day

National Holiday where all of the worlds population meets to fuck Floop's mom. This is every year on 8/2

Man how did you celebrate Fuck Floop's Mom Day? Man I fucked Floop's mom

Cereal Mom

CD for short and CD is the best cereal parent of all times with Trox so All Hail CD and only CD because CD the best parent ever

CD is the best parent
Cereal Mom is a mom and Cereal Dad is dad :>

I like ur mom

I like ur mom: You are weird, and you must be joking.

Kyle: Do you like someone?
Carter: Yea.
Kyle: Who?
Carter: I like ur mom.
Kyle: 📸📸📸📸