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a string bean, eleven years old, all knees and elbows
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
th- otty: aL- Knight-er
where middle school aged kids stay up all night and talk about their crushes and send their group chat thotty pics for approval before sending them to a guy. Normally consists of making fun of guy nudes, sending semi-nudes, and staying up until 4 am.
Me: Yo we should have a thotty all-nighter tonight.
Dannie: Bettt i’ll invite Mi
When your lover says she wants you to get spooky in her coochie. But all the way spooky means you want to get all the way in there.
Significant other- can you get all the way spooky tonight
You- Oh you want me to get all the way in there you dirty dog?
Her-yes please.
i know it
i just know it.
is that a big bang
oh no black hole interrupt
we're all gonna die
it's true, we're doomed!
happy birthday to you
epic man: i can predict the future and it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon. i just know it. i repeat i can predict the future and we're all gonna die soon the universe is doomed
epic SMÖRT man: Nah.
epic SMÖRTËR man: It is true, we all are gonna die on about 821749 milliseconds.
epic SMÖRT man: Oh. I understand now-
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