Water fountain

A water producing machine that is usually used for drinking.

I need a drink from the water fountain.

Water Fountain

This act is achieved by making your female partner squirt in your mouth during oral.

Afterwards, you would then spit out her secretions anywhere on her body (Extra points if you aim for the head).

A: Dude, did you know Becky is into doing the Water Fountain?

B: And how do you know this...?

A: Look, that's not important...

Plants getting watered

When one decides to commence partying ie; drinkmode also known as party mode.

Joe:(receives dumb text at 3AM)

Jane: (8AM looks at dumb text sent on phone) Texts Joe. Hey friend, sorry about that text, the plants getting watered early last night.

Hick Water

A cheap, available, light beer often drank by college kids or white trash. E.g, bud light.

"Really dude? Keystone? God I can't stand that hick water."

Water In My Throat

The feeling of getting chocked up by something surprising or the sight of someone of someone you love and you can't believe that person is yours.

When I saw my girlfriend I had Water In My Throat by how gorgeous she was.

egg water

Something you call a person when they're acting very immature or childish.
"egg water" refers to the liquid in an egg (the yolk or the white), calling a person "egg water" implies that they're acting like as if they just recently hatched from an egg (a.k.a they're acting like a baby or immature kid).

The word is also a twist on the word "dog water", replacing "dog" with "egg" to give it a slightly different meaning.

Example 1
Friend 1: "Waaaahh! This is NOT FAIR! This game sucks! Stop being better than me!"
Friend 2: "Man, stop being egg water, it's just a game."

Example 2
Friend 1: "Dude, I've got the most genius idea." Proceeds to draw a giant penis on a wall with graffiti.
Friend 2: "Dude, this is so egg water, couldn't you think of something like a joke with a punchline?"

Dog Water

What annoying little shits say when you mess up at something

Also a sign you should put your son up for adoption immediately if he says it

10 year old child on mic: let’s go! You’re dog water, you trash can!

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