Boston Cheese Mask

The sexual act of one man squatting himself over another mans face while he is lying down. He proceeds to deficate on the submissive males eyes and then sit on the excrement to spread it on the eyes. He the proceeds to squirt his love juice in the mans mouth to create the Boston cheese mask.

Linsley: "Man, Dom and Kelly came round for dinner and after watching lord of the rings I gave Dom a Boston cheese mask."

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toasted cheese sandwich

Ever tried a muff dive the morning after?

emuff said

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chili dog with cheese

When a man takes a diarrhea shit on a woman's tits then titty fucks her, this makes a chili dog. To add the cheese he blows his load on her tits and then somebody else titty fucks her for a chili dog with cheese. This is a highly advanced move not intended for amateur use. Not for the faint of heart.

My friend and I got drunk last night and gave that bar skank a chili dog with cheese.

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wisconsin cheese grater

dont shower for weeks. build up dick cheese on or around your ball sack. then let it dry out. then have a chick take her teeth in a cheese grater like fashion and grate the cheese off your sack for you. do with it what you want afterwards.

that bitch gave me the wisconsin cheese grater and sprinkled it on her spaghetti.

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Bagel with Cream Cheese

When screwing a bitch that is somewhat chunky, squeeze the area around her belly button into a circle, to resemble the shape of a bagel, then as you cum, spread it with the tip of your dick around the bagel you have created on her torso.

I was fucking that fat bitch Sally last night. The bitch was complaining she was hungry, so I gave her a bagel with cream cheese to hold her over.

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pickles n cheese

A exclamatory remark, with no real positive or negative connotations. Can be used both in support of, or againt any other statement or situation.

Can also be:
Pickles and cheese
Pickles & cheese

Man 1: Alright, I totally aced that test!
Man 2: Pickles n cheese!

- or -

Man 1: Dude, I got not one, but TWO speeding tickets on my trip back from Vegas this weekend.

Man 2: Pickles n cheese!

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chilli cheese dog

variation of chilli dog, a sexual manuver in which you crap between a lover's breasts and titty hump her. the variable making it a chilli CHEESE dog is that the woman is lactating.

suzy was my firsy chilli cheese dog, but sho ain't the last, dagnabbit.

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