Meat Bearer

A Deli Worker who is so good at their job that they have been given the title of the “Meat Bearer”

P1: “Hey, John-“
P2: “No, I am no longer “John”. Call me… The Meat Bearer”
P1: “What the fuck”

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Mississippi Meat Grinder

When a girl uses too much teeth on a blow job

She was a mississippi meat grinder

meat cute

A Hollywood term where an on stage relationship, creates off stage tension.

“Hey man, why are you hanging with that actress of stage?”

“Oh, we got a meat cute going on”.

meat-cute

When you drop your q-tip in a stranger's meat sandwich during a meet-cute.

"Hey, me and this guy are having a meat-cute." -22 Jump Street

Meat-wopped

Relentlessly encumbered by one’s own circumference. Can also apply as a descriptor for a males priapic appendage.

“Babe does this dress make me look fat?”
“Ngl you’re lookin a little meat-wopped.”

dead meated

when you do something despicable and deserve to be slapped in the face with a foot long jimmy john’s sandwich and a singular piece of
day old lunch meat

Haley’s going to get dead meated if she beats me at game pigeon again!

meat whirl

Smacking a girl in the face with a penis covered in Arby’s sauce.

“When he gave her a sloppy meat whirl Arby’s sauce got all over the walls, curtains and dog.”