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God Promise

Words used alongside a promise to do something - breaking such a promise would draw the wrath of the whole pantheon of 2000 gods from all religions down on you.

Hey mate, can you take out the garbage on your way out?

I'm very sorry mate, I need to get to the Doctor in 10 minutes, but I'll definitely take it out the next 3 times, God Promise.

by Atooooool June 1, 2023


God is dead

A saying that Means God It's not all a part of Man Kind anymore

It is sad but God is dead

by 459395 March 14, 2022


god punting

God punting is essentially a lazy technique religious people use to answer questions. Instead of giving you a solid & factual answer, they chalk it up to "God's doing" or "God's work." It's also used frequently by parents who can't be bothered to do a Google search or open a book, so they tell their curious children (who ask brilliant questions) that "God did it" or "God created that."

Little Bobby- "Dad, why do the stars twinkle?"

Dad- "Because God makes them twinkle. Now run along & let Dad watch his football game."

Little Bobby- "Dad, are you God punting me?"

by BathHouseBecky September 28, 2017


Gods real name

Yahweh.
God´s real name is Yahweh but Elohim, Adonai, Jireh, Shadai, Tzevaot, El Elyon and Abba are also very popular and important in christianity.
Of course Allah is also a real name of god in Islam and there are people believing that Bhudda is god.

It is also interesting to be thinking about the translated versions of the word god as for example Gott (German), Gud (Swedish & Norwegian), Dieux (French), Dios (Spanish) Dio (Italy), Kami Sama (Japan), Prah Jau (Thai), Bog (Russia & Poland), Patmeshwa (Hindi), Shangdi (Shen) (China) and Jumala (Finland) and of course Theos (Greek).

Jehova has also become a popular name of god.

Some eastern religions consider Vishnu and Rama real name of god. Maybe Shiva...

Gods real name is Yahweh
Gods real name can be different in other religions

by Anubriel Lunabrie Shadowlight June 1, 2022


God's play

God's play adds onto the sadist/masochist type of sexual play. God's play is when your partner put you in a position that could be harmful, however the scenario is safe it's the thought of what could have happened if it were to really happen. A partner could tie their sub and hold a fake gun to their head and say they will shoot them if they cum, in which they do the partner only degrades the sub and does not actually do anything harmful.

Dom: "would you look at that? You would have fucking died, I said not to cum and u still did with a gun to your head. Your really enjoying God's play huh?"

by tsuki_puppy October 1, 2021


Honest to god

Basically saying, "To be honest".

"Honest to god...knock me out"- Ariana Grande. ( In the thank you next music video)

by NewDefinitionsEveryday October 21, 2020


god pants

To be extremely judgemental toward someone

Take off your "god Pants" and stop judging so much

by Michael Loud April 17, 2020