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See: Maternal Velocity
Dude I can't even remember the last time I was moving at mom Speed.
A middle aged woman with kids still trying to get teenage and senior attention alike that always looks ready to go to pilates or hot yoga.
Dressed head to toe in lululemon with the occasional patagonia jacket. She is PTA president and is super involved in her kids lives. Likely shops at whole foods. You can probably catch her running around her neighborhood park pushing her children in a stroller. Drives an Acura MDX to meet for brunch with other lulu moms.
See also “resting LLM face”
That lulule-mom clearly doesn’t know she’s in her 40’s. It’s kinda creepy the way she puts herself on display for attention. So sad that no one taught her how to have self-esteem in different ways than dressing like an aerobics instructor. I mean seriously, who even dresses like that and expects to get taken seriously.
When you have a cool mom and her comebacks are LIT!!! A butt load of mom bomb is what your mom would say after she just destroyed that $&@#* in your school
$&@#*: careful, next time you look in the mirror it will break
Mom: why will you be standing behind me?
Crowd:Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mom: you just got a butt load of mom bomb
OHHH NATHAN your moms got it going on
🎶Nathan’s mom has got it going on, Nathan’s mom has got it going on🎶
The lines on a woman's face which indicate that she is a mom. Most likely, these lines are a result of the toll brought on from carrying, bearing, and raising a child or children. You can find these lines on the inside of the cheek, right above the mouth.
Me: Bro, I've gotten really good at identifying moms on dating apps.
Buddy: How do you do that?
Me: Look at the face closely. If you see mom lines, she most likely has kids.
Tan lines from a full bottom swim suit, as opposed to a thong bottom
"Which swim suit are you packing for the beach?"
"Definitely my thong bikini, I don't want mom lines!"