When you do the Mexican lawnmower and catch all of the shit in a condom, freeze the condom and insert back up anal cavity
Hey babe, wanna do the Mexican pipeline with me?
a man who owns a mexican store
I've heard of a man who runs a Mexican Store in the desert.. he goes by the Mexican Store Owner.
Getting head in an unlit parking lot, in the back of a El Camino. Only to find out when the lights came on it was your buddy his mustache shaved off.
You tricked me! Shaved off your mustache to give some mexican head cheese.