crack your wig back

A common response to someone who is acting a fool and simulatenously impeding on your space by constantly riding and insulting you. Often accompanied by the phrase "and get off my nuts" as well as a two finger (usually the index and middle together) flex to the sky and a cracking noise administered by one's mouth.

A comeback to one who is using you as the constant butt of their jokes and chides.

A signal phrase to someone that they need to settle down and stop acting like a self smoke.

After hearing Scottie runs his mouth at the party all night Nick said "crack your wig back and get off my nuts."

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Sending Gatsby back home

A euphemism for sexual intercourse, presumably derived from the fact that Gatsby lived in a place called "West Egg." The resulting euphemism implies that the sex is intended to result in pregnancy.

Matt- "Dude, when I go abroad next year I'm gonna be 'sending Gatsby back home' all night, every night!"
Dave- "Matt, the last thing we need is a whole shit ton of pregnant furries."

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unable-to-text-back syndrome

disease contracted by men whenever we text them saying anything remotely different to 'shag me now'

text reads, how are you? No reply. looks like hes caught the syndrome

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turned your back on God

One who was formerly religious, but has since turned to not listening for him anymore.

NOTE: This does not apply to agnostism or atheism

When did you turn your back on God?

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Mississippi Hog-back Growler

n. - rearview of the MANGINA, also known as a FRUITBOWL.

Instead of just mooning Jill I gave her the old Mississippi Hog-back Growler.

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I’ll call you back

Usually means their not gonna call you back, they just say that so you think they will.

“Hold on I’ll call you back. I have to follow this location

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To put the team on your back

Agreeing to go with your bro on a double date in order to boost his game, knowing full well that your date will be a loud, ugly, obnoxious whore.

Josh: "Dude will you come on this double date with me? I need you to put the team on your back."
Ben: "Again?"
Josh: "Yep... your dog-face date has a ravenous pussy known to growl in public. But I need you man."
Ben: "Alright..."

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