Sparkle Fart

When you eat a pound of glitter, a pound of beans, sit by an oscillating fan, and wait....

Tony went to the party store and after he had a bad case of the sparkle farts

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Brain Fart

"If Ya Don't Stop Thinkin
Ya Brains Gonna Be Stinkin"

nojjhjhhhhhhh dfdf brain fart. fdf f ffdgfggdggffgffgdf fggfgfgdff

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kiss fart

Another term for Blabbermouth.

You know what, you're a real kiss fart.

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duck fart

When you fart so duck-like, you'll bring a new meaning to the phrase "Duck!" Usually juicy and deathly.

That duck fart was so loud, we thought a duck was in the room.

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mung fart

Mung, as far as I am aware, is the mixture of shit and semen. So a mung fart is a fart expelled following anal sex.

"I went into a gay bar to ask for directions, and it really stank in there. Must have been lots of mung farts in the air."

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Fart Fetishism

A rather sexual fetish in which a very small cabal of goofy disgusting losers with nothing else better to do but watch a woman passing gas over a cake and masturbate to it enthusiastically. So sick and perverted, that even sexologist Dan Savage came out against it in his weekly column.

Danielle:I am into Fart Fetishism so much I have just farted on a cake.

John: Oh, well, it seems like you have a rather strong case of Fart Fetishism.

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Chamber of Farts

Another name for the ever-declining Dugout forum of ShowdownCards.com.

http:// showdowncards.com /forums/ forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=14

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