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Kissing the Blarney stone

A colloquialism for bedding a particularly unattractive person just for the sake of getting your boy/ Girl Scout badge( in other words, to check that off your list of regrets.). The origins come from the practice of tourists who make a pilgrimage to Blarney castle in Ireland so they can wait in a ridiculously long line, to then hang over the side of the castle to kiss the Blarney Stone in the hope it will bring good luck. Or, Simply to be able to say they have done it.
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!

1.) person #1: Marco must be really desperate, or really bored.
Person #2: why do you say that?

Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!

Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!

by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021


kiss u till u drop

means to kiss someone to the point they just give in and it means to kiss someone a lot. The person is too tired from all the kisses

"i will kiss u till u drop." and then kiss them a lot or makeout

by ilikekissesontheforhead June 26, 2023


Swiss Kiss

A handshake. And a very unsexy one at that.

I'm having such a dry spell I'm lucky if I get a swiss kiss.

by ApricotFields November 2, 2020


Acorn Kiss

When a man slaps you with his #BabyDick. Also see Mushroom Stamp.

Last night I gave my date an Acorn Kiss.

by Tommington January 25, 2018


Oatmeal Kiss

When a couple pisses, cums, and shits in a bowl, then mixes it to the consistency of oatmeal. One then drinks from the bowl, and they start making out with tongue.

Dude 1: My girlfriend wanted to oatmeal kiss last night.

Dude 2: Lucky motherfucker

by FuckmeKazuha January 27, 2022


Donut Kiss

When you're eating someones ass and they clench on your lips and or tongue.

Bro, I was eating Lindsay's ass last. Ifht and she gave me a donut kiss.

by JoesefOfFucchands April 23, 2020


Kiss of death

When a guy, specifically a sneaky link/friends with benefits type of relationship, kisses you on the forehead before having sex usually to make you catch feelings or feel something more.

“I was with Julian last night and he definitely gave me the kiss of death

by fartface2000 November 21, 2021