Mexican Fire Drill

After Mexicans heat up fish in the break room microwave you retaliate by putting a bag of microwave popcorn in for 10 minutes and watch it burn! I JUST PULLED A MEXICAN FIRE DRILL BRO!

Screw this smell of stinky fish in the microwave! I am pulling a Mexican Fire Drill

mexican casa

When a fat Mexican lady lives in a run down shack with 8 kids

We can't have 80 kids at the party this ain't a Mexican Casa

Drugstore Mexican

A Mexican who speaks little to no Spanish, a generic Mexican so to speak.

I'm sorry I don't speak Spanish I am Drugstore Mexican! Let me see if I can find someone who does!

Black Mexican

A Haitian masquerading as a Mexican national to take the long way to NYC. Also inserting a mezcal worm up the balloon knot.

I saw a black Mexican knee boarding on the Rio Grande. Probably a world traveler.

National hate mexican day

National hate mexican day!
March 1

Ella ; Hi beaner!

Journey : WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME U FUCKING BITCH

Ella : It's national hate mexican day

Journey : Ohh okay

Mexican Fruit Cup

Where you lube up a Latinas cooch with Chamoy then shove a dildo-shaped pineapple into it.

After using it, you eat it

"Let's make a Mexican Fruit Cup!!"
proceeds to lube up a Latina cooch with chamoy then shove a dildo-shaped pineapple into it. Then eating it.

mexican cleaner

MEXICANS WHO CLEAN WHITE PEOPLE HOUSES

WHITE-JO MEXICAN CLEANER CLEAN MY HOUSE
MEXICAN-NO

WHITE-ILL GIVE A penny
MEXICAN-ok