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To gain sex from a person cause youre saying sweet lies then stop communication with them after sex
she told him he was number one then did double dirt dog to him
A horrible day that things just seem to be happening to you.
Morgan: Ugh! First, i got rejected. Then, I had Soccer. After that, my dog kept me up all night!
Deanna: Wow. You had one Double Damn Day!
when two men shoot their load at the same time, and at the same target
Girl: these two guys both jizzed on my face at the same time yesterday at this party....it was like so totally disgusting
Boy: Oh, you mean Ted and Jason...they've been getting everyone with the double-barreled cockgun all week so don't feel bad
When a person having a heart attack causes another person to have a heart attack.
Imagine an old couple living together. The woman starts having a heart attack. The husband, when he sees that she's having a heart attack, the shock gives him a heart attack!
a double heart atttack!
When Mrs. Susan collapsed during playtime at the nursery, a double heart attack ensued.
When two women scissor, and 2 men fuck each woman anally, you have 8 arms and 8 legs getting tangled.
Yo me and my bro did a double angry octopus on these 2 chicks and it was fucking wild. Arms and legs flying on the bed!
an idea so dumb or bad, nobody would think it could possibly be useful.
-Metalbeard (The Lego Movie)
-Did you hear about the marketing idea Joe pitched to the execs today?
-Yeah man....a complete double-decker couch. I feel embarrassed for him. We're not actually considering it, are we?
To take two thumbs up the butt at the same time. Sometimes with out warning.
Bro, last night I got a double thumb gipster