Left Meat

something wrong or incorrect

Dang dude, that was pretty left meat of you.

Meat gamer

An engineer that uses his charcuterie meat to entice people over to his house play games.

The meat gamer next door, Patrick, called and said tonight is hide the salami night!

Meat Apnea

A condition wherein the use of a CPAP machine causes a raging boner or morning wood

I wear a CPAP at night and now I've got a bad case of meat apnea

Meat Bearer

A Deli Worker who is so good at their job that they have been given the title of the “Meat Bearer”

P1: “Hey, John-“
P2: “No, I am no longer “John”. Call me… The Meat Bearer”
P1: “What the fuck”

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Mississippi Meat Grinder

When a girl uses too much teeth on a blow job

She was a mississippi meat grinder

meat cute

A Hollywood term where an on stage relationship, creates off stage tension.

“Hey man, why are you hanging with that actress of stage?”

“Oh, we got a meat cute going on”.

meat-cute

When you drop your q-tip in a stranger's meat sandwich during a meet-cute.

"Hey, me and this guy are having a meat-cute." -22 Jump Street