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YOUR PISSING ME OFF LIKE BRUH WHEN I SAY THAT, IT SHOULNT OFFEND YOU AMY, YOU KNOW IM IN A MOOD AND U KEEP PUSHING ME TO MY LIMITS!!! LIKE WHEN I SAY IT HOW COME IT OFFENS YOU WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN OFFENDING ME LIKE BURH, have a good day <33333
me: Your pissing me off.
person: wow thanks
when you have to take a piss really bad so it comes out fast as lightning.
noun: a small piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in/on a woman's pussy after wiping, which can end up in someone's mouth who is performing oral sex on them.
I went down on Betty last night, and got a pee biscuit/piss biscuit in my mouth. I hate it when that happens!
Going down on Susie is the worst; she always has a pee biscuit/piss biscuit down there!
I swallowed a pee biscuit/piss biscuit last night while going down on Susie.
Have you ever swallowed a pee biscuit/piss biscuit while eating a girl out?
Penguin Piss
When semen is left on a surface (usually bedsheets) and forgotten about. It is then later touched or rolled onto and is ice-cold, akin to penguin urine
"Dude just totally rolled in Penguin Piss this morning, had to peel the sheets off:
When a person starves themselves for 3 days so there’s absolutely nothing in their stomach then proceeds to drinks half a gallon of milk, piss it out in a cup, and someone else drinks it
“I dare you to drink a piss milk bruh”
adj. a word used in rehab for being over this shit; extremely annoyed
Created by Thomas Sylvester-Lay
Person A: "How's your inpatient program treating you?"
Person B: "They took my sheets. I'm butt-shit-pissed."
Person A: "I've been waiting to get discharged for an hour and a half. I'm butt-shit-pissed!"
Somebody so unwilling to get out of bed that they will pee their pants and wring it out over their mouth just to stay hydrated.
Bob: My mom called me a piss wringer for waking up at 1 in the afternoon.
George: Okay, but what else did you want to tell me?
Bob: (points at stain on pants) She was right.