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A man (necessarily) that is capable of wielding the Cum Sceptre to its full potential, essentially being able to achieve Godhood via Cum
Nathan: Dude I masturbated 6 times today
Tony: Dude, it's 2 am... You might be a heir to the cum throne!
Someone who is willing to do anything to climb the corporate ladder by taking anything from anyone. If it requires sucking dicks, licking ass they don't care. Senior management will come on them and they will be happy to take it
Hey why are you taking that from the Financial manager?
Dude I am a corporate cum dumpster.
What you say when you cum or jizz an abnormally large load of sperm during sex.
Last night when fucking Susan I've cum like an elephant..
The thing you don’t want your grandma to see
Grandma:What is a Big cum stain
You:Something that happens after I finish jerking off
When you're banging a chick and you cum in her vag then have her sit on your face and you suck that cum right back out.
Guy: "I raw-dogged this chick last night and busted inside of her and I'm worried she's not good enough for my seed. What should I do?"
Helpful friend: "Dude next time be an Indian Cum Giver, I never trust a hoe."
When either your phone or your cumputer is at 1% and you have a race against the clock to get that cumsplosion off beofore your battery goes dead.
This is one of the hardest things to master in the world of masterbation.
Harder than the monkey grip-teste squeeze, and yes even harder than the russian jack knife.
Don't get it twisted though, once mastered, the Ticking Time Cum is not only among some most satifying of splooges, but its a great party trick, and will impress all the bros.
Davis: Bro last night I finally mastered the Ticking Time Cum. I was scrolling through the hub preparing my content when I realized my phone was on 1%! Leaving me with little time to spare, I lazered in on my go to, Brandi Love. I yanked that shit like Ive never yanked before. I made it with just enough time to spare, my phone died 4 seconds after my climax. It was exhilarating.
Grant: That is some impressive shit right there bro.
The clarity needed before making any decision involving females, but gained only after ejaculation. Once ejaculation has occurred one can begin to think with the correct head.
Man, it sounds like you need some post-cum wisdom...
Wtf did you do? Did you have post-cum wisdom??