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When you’re sat in a maths lesson but accidentally shit yourself instead of answering the question.
Sir I think I need to go home I’m having a chocolate fountain moment.
When someone fucks you and right after shits on your cooch
Jimmy had chocolate ass after fucking ally and serina
Anthony Barr's favorite sex position.
Karen: Remember that crazy party where Paul shat in his hand and clapped while he was fucking Sharon?
Tom: Yeah, he told everyone it was called the Chocolate Pop Tart.
When you're taking a shit and it's not exactly solid but not liquidy enough to classify as diaheria and is almost like one long turd that is almost like a frosty
I shouldn't have eaten that Chinese food because now i got the chocolate frosties.
When you fill up the toilet with so much shit that your dick gets a little dirty. That's what we call a chocolate dip.
Man I just had so much diarrhea that I got a chocolate dip.
An extremely kinky sexual act, in which fecal matter is wiped all over the chin and up over the lip, creating a goatee of shit.
Asshole 2: Damn dude, I was so hammered last night I gave this total babe a fuckin Chocolate Dip.
Asshole 1: Oh, thats cool I guess. Hey, you got a razor? I feel like a grew a fuckin goatee over night.
Asshole 2: Oh fuck.
When you desparately need a shit.
Similar to Squeezing Maltesers
Tina, I cant walk any further. I'm nibbling chocolate..