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Jam Roll refers to Parole when in prison - and hopefully getting some!
'I'm putting all my hope on Jam Roll this year...'. or, 'he's got no chance of Jam Roll'
This theory is the same exact concept as the pickle and/ or olive theory, but for pothead significant others. If the relationship has one person who is a master at rolling and a master at getting high, then the relationship is at an equilibirum. This is best explained by the phenomenon of “opposites attracting.” Since there is always one person who knows how to roll and another who wishes how, the compatibility of both partners are being constantly tested.
* This does not guarantee that someone who can roll and someone who cannot are perfect matches. It is simply a trope found in stereotypical stoner couples and is a better argument than the olive or pickle theory itself.
Friend: “Yeah, me and my girl are pretty close. We smoke a lot but I don’t know how to roll…”
Me: “Sounds like THE ROLLING THEORY to me bro. Does she roll all the time or do you bring your piece?”
Friend: “I don’t even have a bong! I bring weed and she always insists we match, I think I might have to put a ring on that finger!”
Me: “Hooray!!!!”
The act of going to the Old-stone Jug, a college bar to the students of Colgate, located in little Hamilton, NY.
Friday night… Roll Jug?
When a male inserts his big toe into a woman’s anus, pulls it out and let’s her lick his big toe.
“I heard Jennifer’s into Brazilian Tootsie Rolls; must be a freak”
When a group of guys ejaculate onto a blanket and then procede to wrap an asian woman in the blanket while she screams I LOVE CALIFORNIA.
That asian chick is hot, lets feed her that california swiss roll!
(v). The act of destroying a pre-rolled joint to pack the marijuana into something else.
I got these pre-rolls from the dispensary for $5, I'm pretty sure they're pre-Covid, I'm going to de-roll them and pack my bong.