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The Mexican tractor pull is performed by feeding your old lady Mexican food thus giving her diarrhea. Later on that night you perform anal sex on her and afterwards pull out swiftly forcing her to shit on the bed and then grab her by the ankles and pull her through it.
After last night's Mexican tractor pull I wouldn't even let my old lady shower and I made her wash the sheets.
The act of shitting into a condom tying it up then putting into a womans vagina then she smuggles it into another country
I made Mary do the sneaky Mexican for when crossed the border
The act of defecating into a condom then inserting into into a woman’s vagina just before the cross a border into another country or before they fly
The sneaky Mexican is the act of shitting in a condom from an airport toilet and pushing it into her vagina before flying
The sex act of 4 partners involved in a human centipede circle all attached to harnesses. A 5th person is on the outside rubbing hot sauce and sushi on their stomachs.
Yeaaaah man, Karen wanted me to do the “spicy Mexican sushi” with her and like all of her friends. I told her I didn’t like fish.
Getting head in an unlit parking lot, in the back of a El Camino. Only to find out when the lights came on it was your buddy his mustache shaved off.
You tricked me! Shaved off your mustache to give some mexican head cheese.