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The Mexican tractor pull is performed by feeding your old lady Mexican food thus giving her diarrhea. Later on that night you perform anal sex on her and afterwards pull out swiftly forcing her to shit on the bed and then grab her by the ankles and pull her through it.
After last night's Mexican tractor pull I wouldn't even let my old lady shower and I made her wash the sheets.
The act of shitting into a condom tying it up then putting into a womans vagina then she smuggles it into another country
I made Mary do the sneaky Mexican for when crossed the border
The act of defecating into a condom then inserting into into a woman’s vagina just before the cross a border into another country or before they fly
The sneaky Mexican is the act of shitting in a condom from an airport toilet and pushing it into her vagina before flying
The sex act of 4 partners involved in a human centipede circle all attached to harnesses. A 5th person is on the outside rubbing hot sauce and sushi on their stomachs.
Yeaaaah man, Karen wanted me to do the “spicy Mexican sushi” with her and like all of her friends. I told her I didn’t like fish.
Mexican Pepper is a essential play when your on a bendy and are feeling tired. Firstly, you take a ZYNbabwe and coat it in a thin layer of the happy dust. Then you throw it top bunk. This will not just pick you up but it will have you grinding your front two teeth like BO2 in 2013.
Holy fuck boys i was hung, but i threw a little Mexican pepper in now i am buzzing around like a killer hornet.
Yawning in turn of each other, like a mexican wave.
They all yawned one after the other, it was a Mexican yawn dude.
a man who owns a mexican store
I've heard of a man who runs a Mexican Store in the desert.. he goes by the Mexican Store Owner.