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The act of inserting ones tongue into another persons' ass.
I asked Tim to tongue jam my fart box, but he knew I just wanted to shit on his face.
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The knocking of Darth Vader out of the box.
Han Solo: Knock him out the box Luke!
Han Solo: Knock him out!
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Tongue punch my fart box is to lick someone's asshole
Guy~Will you tongue punch my fart box
Girl~Of course I will
Guy~Thank you
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Where the most sexually rewarding, explicit, fulfilling, and indulging sexual encounters and or memories are retained in the mind for the most anticipated and pleasurable masturbation sessions.
example1:
Tom: hey bro, remember when you and i ran the train on that Holly Lolly girl from the Sunset Tan show?
Jon: yeah man, i have that shizzle stored in my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box
example2:
Matt: hey bud, did you end up hooking up with that horny, drunk blonde chick that was all over you last night?
Steve: Nahh dawgg, before we left to my place she passed out in the bathroom, i had to bring out old memories from my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box that night as a pathetic attempt to even come close to the amount of pleasure that i was so close to getting...
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Where usually at the movies a guy will cut the bottom out of popcorn box and stick his pecker through the hole where as his girlfriend also eats popcorn unaware out of the box she will discover his pecker in it.
I tried the popcorn pecker box ploy.
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That's weird. Nothing's moving.
The only thing that fell was this little box.
What's inside?
*🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿*
🗿.
What?
It's a box of 🗿.
A box of 🗿?
That's Rediculous.
You can't put 🗿 in a box.
*🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿*
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completly useless , waste of skin on a voyage to dipshit land.
That cop was dumber than a box of brick shit.
That guy really thought his wife got lost in oklahoma for six hours. He must be dumber than a box of brick shit.
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