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A white guy who is paid by foreigners to pose as various individuals like a businessman, or an ambassador, or a company figurehead. This is done so that the client's concern can seem more "prestigious" and "international" to locals.
"Brandon just got paid $500 bucks to go to India and pretend to be an American investor for a small Indian start-up so they can land a big contract."
"Goddamn, I wish someone would pay me to be a Professional Caucasian Life-Prop".
Your friend and their girlfriend who would be the cutest married couple, and couple goals! You can just picture them getting married! They remind you of Jim and Pam from the show “The Office”.
Example:
Friend: Andrew, you and Aislin are a real life Jim and Pam! Get married!
Andrew: We’ll see ;)
Friend: Andrew, you and Aislin are a real life Jim and Pam! Get married!
Andrew: We’ll see ;)
A failed attempt to revive a 2007 series made by 5th Cell. The game is just a former shell of the original 2 games on the Nintendo DS, but at least David J. Franco composed the music...
Drawn to Life: Two Realms is a bad revival of Drawn to Life.
A super cute video game on the Nintendo DS released in 2009 with a super depressing ending in Version 1.0. In Version 2.0., 5th Cell fixed the fucked up ending because North American kids would've been freaked out.
Why does Drawn to Life: The Next Chapter have such a sad ending??
Mid 30s white suburban parents who try to act like 20 year old bros
Signs include but not limited to:
American Fighter/affliction or some bullshit shirt about how they’re so offensive and don’t care, obviousLy on roids, overly tan, usually talks about the going to the lake all the time. Exorbitant amount of overpriced product stickers (RTIC, Yeti, Malibu boats and a punisher logo for some reason) on his lifted Jeep with no doors or jacked up F250 and off roading consists of median hopping to avoid suburb traffic jams. Dresses kids in expensive athletic gear (compression pants under basketball shorts) like they are pro’s when little billy’s jump shot sucks and daddy is in denial. Overuse of “bro”, your 38 years old Tom, stop saying that. Miserable behind closed doors
*Exorbitant amount of credit card debt to keep up the appearance of the good life
Their kids are spoiled little fuckboys who think they are special but are just like every other twat waffle in town.
I live around these societal crotchstains and I hate it. Cypress, TX has some good people in it, it’s the asshats who think that because they’re family sits in the front row at church and rubs elbows with the pastor, it makes them part of the “in crowd” People don’t envy your family, it’s annoying and sad. Have some substance in your life and stop being a shallow pool of cloudy douche water.
I feel bad for him, his parents are going through a mid life douche crisis so they don’t pay attention to him.
EMP a electromagnetic pulse disables electrical systems by spreading particles in the air such as electrons etc
EMP life support means disabling life support on someone therefore killing them
EMP your life support
EMP your nanna's life support
i wish i could EMP the people in that hospital
-- feel free to make your own quotes aswell ;) --
Someone who has too many children consisting of anime and videogame characters
Hey she has 50558 kids and their all anime
She’s such an alien sent by cyber life