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A white guy who is paid by foreigners to pose as various individuals like a businessman, or an ambassador, or a company figurehead. This is done so that the client's concern can seem more "prestigious" and "international" to locals.
"Brandon just got paid $500 bucks to go to India and pretend to be an American investor for a small Indian start-up so they can land a big contract."
"Goddamn, I wish someone would pay me to be a Professional Caucasian Life-Prop".
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Your friend and their girlfriend who would be the cutest married couple, and couple goals! You can just picture them getting married! They remind you of Jim and Pam from the show “The Office”.
Example:
Friend: Andrew, you and Aislin are a real life Jim and Pam! Get married!
Andrew: We’ll see ;)
Friend: Andrew, you and Aislin are a real life Jim and Pam! Get married!
Andrew: We’ll see ;)
I am a Cajun from Louisiana state and I don’t understand this life. It confuses me
I don’t understand this life. Why can’t I just live life as a savage instead
Not really you should kill yourself
Does life have a purpose? No Sam has no purpose in life he should jump in front of a train
A super cute video game on the Nintendo DS released in 2009 with a super depressing ending in Version 1.0. In Version 2.0., 5th Cell fixed the fucked up ending because North American kids would've been freaked out.
Why does Drawn to Life: The Next Chapter have such a sad ending??
Shit life syndrome (SLS) is a phrase used by physicians in the United Kingdom and the United States for the effect that a variety of poverty or abuse-induced disorders can have on patients.
(Wikipedia)
Alice: "I can't do that, you know... Because of money-experience circle..."
Bob: "The term you look for is probably Shit life syndrome (SLS), no? Take a peek..."
Alice: "Hm, I see... That fits. Shit life syndrome (SLS) can explain it ALL! Thanks; TIL!"
Bob: "Gladly."
No, no, no, no, no, no. Two idiots.
“My life is in the hands of an idiot.”
“No, no, no, no, no, no. Two idiots.”