Chud (C. H. U. D.)

Originally from the old 1984 awesome horror flick and is the acronym for Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller.

This term is regarded as the WORST possible insult you can dish out on the social media circles today. When you call someone a CHUD you're basically calling them a flurry of cocktail of foul names. Synonyms would be foul, lethargic, morally bankrupt, severe physical unattractiveness, mindnumbingly stupid, brainwashed, probably has terrible hygiene, unable to comprehend sufficiently, or probably an unread zombie.

The best typical person on the internet you'd find that can be considered a Chud is trumpet troll.

Wow I just had the most worthless conversation with a cave troll Chud (C. H. U. D.) in the online group chat today! Trumpet Troll Ignorant Foul Mortifying Stupid

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I-n-d-e-p-e-n-d-e-n-t

A girl who doesn't need a man for anything, except "the good stuff".

Momma, you are I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T

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D Major in her V Giner

a penis//dick in a vagina//pussy

Man 1: So what are you two doing after the date?
Man 2: I'm gonna put my D Major in her V Giner
or
I love music. My favorite composition is the one where it goes from D Major into the V Giner

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Eight Dash Dee (8---D)

Pronounced "Eight dash dash dash dash dash Dee". Number of dashes depending on how hot the chick is. Mostly used online/ l33t speak.

8----------D = Hot

8----D = Not kicked out of bed for eating crackers

8-D = Is aka "Blackjack 16." As in you don’t know if you should hit it, you'll probably bust if you do, and then immediately regret doing so.

C------8 = Inversion due to chick that needs surgery

Man, there is an "Eight Dash Dee (8---D) heading this way. A ten dasher!" But its rude to point, you acolyte!

Whoa! You hit that "Eight negative four dasher"? You need to get some morals, dude.

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Im all G-d out

Used by gangsters, pimps, players, etc, to express their tiredness from sexing too much.

"yo Kyle, we hitting da club tonight, then gonna keep some ladies entertained. you wanna ride?

"ah no thankz man, I was with Keisha da hol weekend. Im all G-d out."

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D-day capacitor

Noun. The part of the brain normally only found in female humans though not exclusively, which stores each and every little thing a partner does wrong, which is annoying, etc. Instead of sending the signal "They have done something you do not like. Tell them so they can learn and grow.", this brain centre will store all these incidents. Then, on the day they wish to dump their partner (D-day), this part of the brain will unleash all these stored memories to counteract the guilt caused in the act of dumping.

"And they told me of the time I did the laundry and left a dirty sock in the basket. And the time I asked to live together, and they assumed I meant right now. And one day cleaning the cutlery and pots, I left a fork on the counter, and..."
"Dude! They fully discharged their D-day capacitor on you! I'll never get why people do that instead of telling you right away, so it doesn't eat away at them and allows you to learn from your mistakes."

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C D G D E G F E D C D G E E F G G G A C A C

rickroll'd

-C D G D E G F E D C D G E E F G G G A C A C
-Ah f***

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