Meat girdle

Very long labias on women’s vulvas. People with “outie” coochies where their inner lips protrude past their outer lips. Also known as meat flaps or roast beef.

“Do you have an innie or outie?”
“An outie, I have such a meat girdle”

squid meat

Discussing meat and or food.

Mainly jack in the box.

Feeling like a squid and or squidward tentacles

Dude I had some squid meat for dinner and now my stomach feels like shit

Left Meat

something wrong or incorrect

Dang dude, that was pretty left meat of you.

Meat gamer

An engineer that uses his charcuterie meat to entice people over to his house play games.

The meat gamer next door, Patrick, called and said tonight is hide the salami night!

Meat Apnea

A condition wherein the use of a CPAP machine causes a raging boner or morning wood

I wear a CPAP at night and now I've got a bad case of meat apnea

Meat Bearer

A Deli Worker who is so good at their job that they have been given the title of the “Meat Bearer”

P1: “Hey, John-“
P2: “No, I am no longer “John”. Call me… The Meat Bearer”
P1: “What the fuck”

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Mississippi Meat Grinder

When a girl uses too much teeth on a blow job

She was a mississippi meat grinder