Meat Canyon

A dry,gaping and crusty bussy with THICK meat curtains

Samantha gave Paul Jones a great meat canyon

Meat Spill

Meat Spill: (n)

• 1. accidental exposure of the genitals

• 2. a threesome between two males & one shemale
• 3. headshot

“Everything was going fine at the local intermediate tag-football game until two of the players collided thus causing a meat spill that frightened fans”

“Wussuh, bruh, y’trying to have this meat spill or not?”

“They found him after two weeks & the smell of the meat spill caused by the firearm used was horrendous”

the muddy meat dive

the act of doing the meat dive but instead of a vagina its an anus

oh god i need a shower i just did the muddy meat dive

Unicorn meat

You don’t wanna know

Unicorn meat tastes good

meat internship

meet in-turn-ship
noun
1. when a man's girlfriend treats him like a piece of meat.
2. a man who is training to become a simp would be enrolled in a "meat internship".
3. a simp in development is a meat intern.
4. a simp in the making is a meat intern.
5. a meat internship is the first processes in becoming a simp.

•wyatt puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, wyatt has begun his meat internship.

•wyatt puts too much value on a female for no reason, wyatt is a meat intern.

•wyatt prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women . wyatt's friends say he is enrolled in a meat internship and on his way in becoming a simp.

•A "Yes Dear, Man" Simp is enrolled in a meat internship.

Meat Karen

Someone who complains about the amount of meat on a deli sandwich.

Can you believe Justin is giving the Jimmy John's workers such a hard time about the amount of meat they put on his sandwich...what a meat Karen!

Meat Buttons

A man's erect nipples.

After jogging down the junk food aisle at the 7-11, Andrew's meat buttons were so chafed they were bleeding.

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