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I want to fart, fart, fart where the Sun don’t shine
According to your phone, your top nigga from da hood.
"Yo, where you at, Cake-Fart?"
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when a cow farts you dumbass....what the fuck did you think it meant
i walked in a field only to find a cow in the middle of cow fart
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Fart bombs are these bags with this liquid inside a small packet, which you squish , then they react to produce hydrogen sulfide and then the bag pops and a rotton egg smell fills the area.
Did you smell that fart bomb Eliot set off in the corridor.
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A fart wall is when you and your best friend don't fart in front of each other because its 'embarrassing' However if you do fart in front of each other you have broken the fart wall.
Person 1- I'm going to fart so ill mute the facetime.
Person 2-No don't if you fart in front of me we will break the fart wall!
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The first fart one excretes after a shower, dirtying the anus once again. Usually happens within five minutes of exit from shower.
Ed and John were standing in the room when I came back from the shower and farted. "Oh man there was the baptism fart."
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Fart marble: noun; a fart that has been released by a male while wearing women’s panty hose. That fart is now a compressed ball of methane. It’s progress can be easily tracked as it moves about the panty hose, trapped by the waistband.
Todd come out from under the fucking table, so we can see the fart marble bouncing around. Carol is headed for the legion and needs her panty hose back.
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