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Sentient piss

When you are taking a piss and then the piss gains conscious and gains a mind of its own and decides to go every single area possible, and it goes all over the walls, floor and ceiling, leaving you to stand there steaming mad while absolutely drenched in piss.

Guy 1: "Im gonna take a piss"
Guy 2: "ok I don't care"
Guy 1: *Takes a sentient piss on accident*
Guy 1: "Well that is shit! I had a sentient piss!"
Guy 2: "Oh man I hate when that happens"

by We can officially be friends. June 22, 2024


Piss Prince

A straight man likes to be urinated on and is obviously submissive to his typically female partner.

“OMG, have you seen Dan? He’s such a piss prince!”
You dumb puppy, you’re such a piss prince.”

by sidderzdeduction October 21, 2022


piss retarded

someone or something that is more than just retarded, it is the extreme version or next level of retardation

person 1.

dude, i just lost a game of rock, paper, scissors to Helen Keller

person 2.
man, that is piss retarded!

by proman7777 August 17, 2011


Pop a piss in'

Getting in on the action, that one was originally left out from; typically a determination of one coming from poverty and into prosperity.

We're broke as mfer over here, ima pop a piss in', hands in the air, Chuck Norris style aye'

- Conor McGregor

by Onnit' May 30, 2022


piss salt

Means the same as "Damn it" or yelling "Shit" used in exasperation or anger.

I dropped my keys thru the sewer grate- "Piss Salt!"

by BBIL December 9, 2013


Operation Piss Monkey

When you have a plan

Operation Piss Monkey Go! GO! GO!

by Kloroks May 17, 2021


Piss Meat

An alternative word to describe one nonerect penis.

" Dude I saw Chads Piss meat, it's so small!"

by Vostok January 18, 2021