grilled cheese vagina

A vagina that, when peeled opened, is like peeling apart a fresh grilled-cheese sandwich.

Damn that old lady is nasty...I'll bet shes got a grilled cheese vagina...

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Hot Ham and Cheese

When a man has sex with a woman with a yeast infection.

We hot ham and cheesed last night

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Four Cheese Limit

The act of avoiding social interaction for reasons that boggle the mind of an outside observer.

Bob: So want to come over for a social dinner we are having tommorow? We are making 5 cheese ziti.

Ted: Eh, five cheeses? I have a four cheese limit. I will pass.

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Chuck E Cheese

A place where a kid can be a kid

Alex: daddy can I go to Chuck E Cheese
Daddy: nah man we’re going to the club
Alex: but daddy I’m only 7 years old I’m not old enough to go to the club. I wanna go to a place where a kid can be a kid.
Daddy: fine
Alex: YAAAAAAAAAY!

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cheese-logging

to go out to a restaurant and eat mass quantities of cheese logs in a short period of time.

My girlfriend broke up with me so i went cheese-logging in hopes that one would clog my aortic valve, causing me to explode.

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cheese nibbler

a dude who bites the cheese when the feds come, a rat, a swiss man

yo i think tiny just bumped his gums i think hes a cheese nibbler, what a swiss man

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gorillas and cheese

(1) sex with a man
(2) sex with a big, husky man
(3) sex with a muscular, bodybuilder-like man

(1) she had gorillas and cheese with Marty
(2) she had gorillas and cheese with Wityk
(3) she had gorillas and cheese with that that buff dude in the corner

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