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If u have a sexy english teacher (her/him) this is the national day to slap them.
Mrs. McDonald:why did u slap my ass?
Jake: Oh mrs. McDonald it’s slap your english teacher day :)
When your girl is doing a hand stand spread eagle so you can use her meat cave as a firing position. However you can't handle a firearm so you scope yourself and smash the roast beef with the muzzle brake
Brett was trying to be cool by shooting his 50 off his girl, but his form was poor and all the axe body spray self tanner let the butt slide up giving them the ole Kentucky Long Slap.
Arina: hey pavel
Pavel: yes?
Arina: *slaps*
Pavel: ow
Arina: happy slap your cousin day
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Slapping some ugly butt. Ugles need love too!
Don't you feel any shame? She looks like Gregory.
Bro, nothing better then some pent up ugle slapping sometimes.
When a girl is drunk and passed out on your floor and you repeatedly t-bag her while your friend is free-styling in the background.
Did you hear Austin slapping the bongos last night?
While at pike street market in Seattle, some visitors have received this discount of 5 percent reality check. You must be passing through, unaware of your surroundings and slapped in the face by a raw salmon that is thrown across from an employee to another as part of their gimmick.
Albert got the salmon slap discount again.. It seems to be helping his ADHD. I added to psychological evaluation.
When You Produce A Steaming Turd On Your Hand then slap The closest person To you In the Face, Then scream loudly.
Hello there how you doing?
Fine why?
"Squish"
WAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Dude wtf.. AAAH ITS ALL STEAMY.
Ooh thats a mongolian mud slap :D