Jack in the Box ass nigga

A hater that stays talking breakfast 24/7, A rat that if he knows what's good for him stays out of my trap.

You snitched again dog? Yous a jack in the box ass nigga; always talkin breakfast.

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it is a box used as a sounding box transmitting music from radio stations

computer, music, sounds

my stereo has got two good souding boxes. they have 100 W. oh, it's doulby stereo too.

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knock em out da box

to knock someone/something so cleanly out that they are "out da box" and cannot re enter the box for a set period of time generally not exceeding 5 minutes.

this is a pretty good accomplishment to aspire to in your life. "out da box" is not a sweet zone to be in and the person responsible for putting one "out da box" is gonna feel like they really accomplished something.

damn there wuz 6 of em but i knock em out da box youknowhasayuimmmmmm

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How do you type with boxing gloves on

A rather stupid question frequently asked of Strong Bad.

What a lot of people ask.

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Tool box with matching power douche accessories

A tool box with matching power douche accessories is the most egregious form of tool. If a tool is a common douche-bag, and a tool box is where tons of tools go, then a tool box with matching power douche accessories is the apex predator of douches.

This person would be the megalodon of douche, the Elvis of douchebaggery, or the Mount Everest of douche. In the SCUBA diving world this person would be the Andrea Doria of douche. In rock climbing, this person would be the 5.15a of douche. In cycling, this person would be the Tour De Douche, except that he would have both testicles. In Kalifornia, this person would be the Nancy Pelosi of douche. In the hand gun world, this person would be the Desert Eagle of douche...a douche that is completely unlike other douches to an almost comical, unnecessary degree.

HISTORY OF THE PHRASE:

Cliffy, a Sergeant in my unit in 3rd Infantry Division, referred to our commander (he who shall not be named) as a tool box with matching power douche accessories one time. We all instantly recognized the gravity of the phrase. Like the Tarrasque in Dungeons and Dragons, there can typically only be one tool box with matching power douche accessories in the world at any given point. According to legend, the tool box with matching power douche accessories may take on an apprentice tool box, and upon his death the apprentice will then gain the douche prowess of the then deceased tool box with matching power douche accessories.

"Man, our boss is the worse example of douchebaggery that I have ever witnessed in all my years in the military. He is a tool box with matching power douche accessories."

-Cliffy

tongue punched your moms fart box

forcefully power thrusting your tongue into the brown eye of ones bestfriends mom

What did you do lastnight??" "Just tongue punched your moms fart box"

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box of old shoes falling from the loft

Sound reminicent of a particularly loose stool being expelled.

Wife: "Did you hear me taking that shit?"

Husband: "The whole street did, love. It sounded like a box of old shoes falling from the loft."

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