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When you fuck a girl in her pussy and cum inside her whilst she is exploding with diarrhea
I fucked Becky in the bathroom and came inside her whilst she was shitting, it was a real sticky chocolate spillage
Chocolate Dobber.......When asking for a quarter of chocolate sweets from the top shelf just to get a glimpse of the fine shop assistant's arse (female)
"Excuse me miss, can I get a look at your Chocolate Dobbers"
Whilst pointing to the top shelf, no such sweet may exist, this is merely a tactic employed to get the assistant reaching up high
Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
Code Name for literal shit with corn bits in it.
Chris: "Yoo you want some chocolate pudding lemon nerds?"
Colin: "I dont eat shit. Shut the fuck up."
When a person of deep skin tone (usually black) blushes, but it is hard to see because of their chocolate complexion
Jazmine's crush walked by and she "chocolate blushed"
When you shove your balls inside her bootyhole
Hey man last night I was fucking hammered and I just decided it was a good idea to get a chocolate dipped timbit
To have sexual inter cores then after you shit in the females mouth and she swallows
I had a tough day at work but to my surprise I came home and gave my wife a chocolate muffin