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some thing to go turn down because i can literally go dig a hole in the fucking ground and filter that water and boil that and drink that for fucking free bitch
my mom: i’m going to go buy water...
me: (looks at vending machine) no, the water that costs $1.25? bitch, no your not gimme that money
When someone puts a towel over your face and proceeds to projectile hoes cum onto said towel to slowly drown you
Also it’s a very tasty way to go out
He died by Milky Water torture
Possessing the ability to manipulate, control, take advantage of, or live in, water.
“Torrent powers up water-type moves when the Pokémon’s HP is low.”
-Dewott’s Pokédex entry.
Refers specifically to drops of water that form under awnings, signage, building faces, window edges, and generally any object that is above you while you are outdoors. The water is regarded as unsafe because of chemicals, oils, poisonous substances, sewage or other contaminants, do not use the water for drinking.
Jason is walking along the sidewalk and comes to a stop at the crosswalk. He is standing below a McDonalds sign attached to the side of a building. A drop of water detaches from the bottom of the McDonalds sign and lands on Jason's forehead. He steps back and squeels.
Jason: Ahh! I got questionable water on my face!
I don't even have your water bottle
Ooh I hate white people
Whiskey and tonic, prepared in the same ratio as a gin and tonic.
Would you like a glass of rusty pipe water?
The disgusting mix of shit, urine, and toilet paper that you'll find at the bottom of every porta potty.
That porta potty hasn't been cleaned it weeks, it's got a ton of porta potty water at it's bottom.