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John Carlos Knight

This guy thinks he his a sigma, he plays with children and he thinks he's the hottest guy on earth

did you hear about what John Carlos Knight did to that little girl

by John Carlos Knight December 12, 2023


John Mayer'd

When someone replies to your messages with a reaction pic of John Mayer when you least expect it.

"Dude, I just got John Mayer'd."
"By who?"
"Lauren of course."

by John Mayer Stans July 24, 2018


John-Thomas

Strong black guy

Damn that guy John-Thomas is a beast

by BBCbloxxer January 9, 2022


John thomas

Penishe

He whipped out his john thomas so as to pee

by Cynomane June 19, 2023


The John Daly

A makeshift mixed drink: pour the desired amount/type of vodka into a can of Arizona's Arnold Palmer tea.

I like to get shmammered off a good John Daly.
The John Daly is yummy.

by Daniel rehberger and bradystuv September 24, 2011


Eben John

The best Pornstar from 2010 to 2021.Very bad behaviour ,has intensions to kill others.Dirty minded and his a 100/100 Khozi .

Eben John is a Porn star

by Johan John November 22, 2021


Chase Arnold John Engeldinger

A tall blonde african american who has the fattest jhonny ive ever seen, that nigga makes the most fire beats and has great fashion sense and his new album nigga penis bologna sandwich was the cause of 9/11, world hunger, and global warming. PS. hes the best friend i could ever ask for.

Person: OMG is that chase arnold john engeldinger?

Person 2: Omg yes he is so fine

Person 3: ive heard is jhonny is exceptionally large.

by Hiichi so peachy April 16, 2023