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A high school in the city of Naperville where everyone is a huge douchbag because their all shit rich. It’s also the school where within the span of 2 years 4 suicides took place. One of which made national news. Because the school doesn’t care about their students. If you can help it, avoid going here at all costs.
The best high school to go to if you want to kill your self is Naperville north high school for sure!
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A highschool in northern Indiana that is just getting remodeled, the school is filled with rude bitches and hoes. It is in the country so there is a lot of hillbillies and sluts. This is one of the most fakest highschools known. Only go there if you want to get into drama and deal with ugly fake ass bitches.
“New Prairie High School is boring and horrible I hate it”
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A school in North jersey, known for the safest school in New Jersey as well. Many of these students here are either white, Albanian, or few other races. The school is full of stoners, and kids who love to drink and have a good time. Often you will find a few of these kids in there vice principal’s office getting searched and drug tested. These kids often spend there weekends out at a house party or a popular party spot referred to “Pipeline”. While some of the teachers are hitting on each other and going out together on weekend nights to bars.
Hey let’s go smoke or Juul in the bathroom at Pompton Lakes high school before class.
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A shitty high school in South Carolina full of edgy white boys who juul constantly, rich bitchy girls who do nothing but spread drama and party, and staff who cares more about people being out of dress code than actually teaching. Home to a giant religious cult known as the Student Section and our supreme overlord, Father Bornscheuer.
Jabroni 1: Where do you go to school?
Jabroni 2: I go to May River High School.
Jabroni 1: Oh shit, you go to May River? What a fucking loser!
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A school full of a bunch of burnt bitches with chlamydia
"Hey did you hear about great oak high school"
"Yeah a chick gave me chlamydia from there"
"How burnt"
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A school in Roselle Illinois where majority of the sluts in the United States of America attend. Where girls open up their legs more than they open up books. The school is known to have STD's WATCH OUT! oh & Probably the highest pregnancy and abortion rate. the guys in that school take the opportunity and bang who ever walks in their way. But hey you can't blame the guys. it might as well be another planet filled with orange dirtyass people. There are a few nice people just have to dive through all the sluts & whores. Yes, education is provided but with the number of sexy teachers students barely pay attention. This is Lake Park High School for you, look it up.
"Hey, cutie what school do you go to?"
"Lake Park High School"
"Damn you got stds"?
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Hell on Earth, located in Mission Viejo, CA.
Part of the Saddleback Valley Unified School District (SVUSD).
Ruled by unjust forces of darkness that delight in and should be convicted for:
1. Oppressing the masses by means of a demonic propaganda machine known as the THHS ASB aka Anorexic Skank Brigade.
2. Running over hapless people with golf carts when they aren't looking.
3. Forcing hundreds of innocents to write letters to a single Marine that nobody even knows for no fuggin' reason whatsoever.
4. Mangling the English language (It's called a computer, not a confuser, dammit, you weak technologically illiterate fossil.)
5. Saying the Spanish words "papel" and "libros" over 27 times in a row.
6. Insulting the intelligence of the few that have it.
7. Hiding in dark corners throwing AIDS-infected syringes at unsuspecting passersby.
8. Buying shoddy Macintoshes of many aeons past.
9. Replacing the above with shoddy Macintoshes of slightly fewer aeons past.
10. Devising amazingly inefficient, stupid, backwards, and plain boring curricula.
11. Allowing racism to rear its ugly amalgamation of head and ass.
12. Sacrificing tender young infants at midnight under the full moon to ancient evil gods that desire nothing more than to bring agony and slaughter to our world.
13. Playing horrible and excessively loud music during snack time for the singular purpose of inducing mass stupor and brain damage.
14. Creating useless daily video announcements hosted by even more useless primates.
15. Forcing physical education on its undeserving subjects, which happens to be futile as the fat, slow, or unenthusiastic merely become even more fat, slow, or unenthusiastic.
16. Not being able to make a website that doesn't suck.
17. Retaining ringworm-infested wrestling mats used by ringworm-infested dipshits that should've been incinerated long ago to prevent contagion.
18. Sending out top officials of aforementioned Anorexic Skank Brigade to survey people who do not want to be surveyed when up to 2732 other people could have been surveyed instead.
19. Having an excuse for an Alma Mater worthy of being declared Shittiest Attempt At Poetry of the Geological Era.
20. Countless other heinous sins and transgressions against fundamental human rights.
The only thing Trabuco Hills High School needs is a front gate built of corpses with the words carved into it: "Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here."
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