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The kind of humor and writing prized by millenials who stopped growing up in 2012 and still think they are edgy and relevant.
Normal speak: Can you get some fuel canisters, so I can restart the generator and get our shields back up. I'll mark your map.
Funko pop humor: Heyyy buddy, great job killing all those mutants and all. Youre really good at that! Shooting things, that is. One problemo, though. As it turns out a bunch of the monsters on this planet are gonna rip our eyes out if we dont get the shields back up. And this is just my opinion, but like thats gonna suck. Not having eyes sounds terrible! Like how am I supposed to read my collection of Bodacious Space Babes without eyes?! So heres my brilliant plan i wrote here on this napkin. Theres this generator thing-y. Following me? And it needs GAS! Who knew?? Mayyyybe, you can go out and fetch some cannisters. Then we can get the generator running, and then our shields will be back up, and we won't be viciously murdered! Doesn't that sound great? I know, right? So, since I did most of the work coming up with the plan, I was thinking you do the last step and get the cannisters. If you see monsters, shoot them in the face or something. Oh and one more tip: try not to get killed. That'll put a wrench in this plan - metaphorically, that is. Not literally. I hate people who misuse the term "literally", it drives me FIGURATIVELY insane. Anyway I'll just be here, cowering in my bunker while you go do that, team badass!
to pop a wheelie can mean that you bikecycling on one wheel, but it can also mean that you are farting a mad fart
i just Popped a wheelie
Pop-culture technology - wearables, drones, robots, social media, apps, mobile phones etc. As opposed to traditional technology - servers, end-user computing, networking devices etc.
Person #1: "Have you heard the latest? Facebook paid 800 squillion dollars to buy a virtual reality headset business and a messaging app."
Person #2: "All that pop-tech nonsense gives me the shits. Have you seen the latest Hitachi storage attached network?"
Tumbleweeds.
Attempting a fancier male gel-driven hair look by raking your hair up and subsequently quickly backwards toward the back of the head.
A swift move to attract the ladies.
Girl 1: I don’t want to admit it but that guy just did the pop shove across the bar and im diggin it.
Girl 2: sounds like you wanna pop shove it up on his...
As a native born Coloradan, I have known since I was a kid how in this state we do not refer to a can of Coke, Sprite, or Mountain Dew as, "soda" but instead a can of pop. For example, a 12 oz pop can of Vanilla Coke, or a pop can of Coca~Cola. Or perhaps you might like a pop can of Orange Crush, maybe even a 2 liter bottle of your preferred type of pop.
Don't be a lazy p.o.s. and leave your pop can on the ground, through it the trash, or better yet, recycle it! Or any 20 oz pop bottle should be recycled too, it ain't that hard to do!
A penis that is the same size as a “pop can”, refers to a penis that is short but wide
I got a pop can dick! She’s short but wide, the girls can barely handle it!
the black term for killing people, i think
Person 1: im about to go pop some punk ass bloods
Person 2: *gang signs*