The prase :"That's what tommy innit said" is used to tell someone they make them laugh
"I SH** YOU NOT " ."That's what tommy innit said"
Do you understand what I'm saying
So that's the plan for today, smell what I'm stepping in?
This phrase is used to give an expression of confusion or disbelief.
Look at these sales, 50% off!
What in the chicken butt nuggets? That's such a good deal!
Opposite of 'thats what she said'. A phrase added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, which is used to create a funny, possibly obscene, self esteem boosting comment implying that what has just been said is the opposite of what 'she' thinks.
Chris: Jordan your an absolute cunt. You told everyone im a virgin, you give me shit for not driving a Ford Cortina and you screwed my fucking missus!! Your just a useless piece of human garbage!
Jordan: Thats not what she said!
Chris: Thats it man your the biggest prick I know, im gonna fuck you up real good!
Jordan: Thats what she said!!
Used after saying something that can be interpreted as a that's what she said
this not in something that you catch yourself at a random point-- this is what that's what she said is used for, just at yourself. This clause is used specifically in a response to someone who just said "that's what she said", as to keep them from saying it more than once.
Adam: Man, tonight was AMAZING!!!
Jacob: That's what she said.
Josh: That wasn't very good.
Adam: I dunno I kinda liked it-- no "that's what she said" intended.
Used when uncertainty arises over a person’s meaning or object in mind with a statement
Friend 1 to Friend 2:Hey man did you see that new movie with the zombies and the pirates?
*Friend 2 and Friend 3 both look confused*
Friend 3: What is blud yapping over?
1.A sentence fragment that displays what a rebel and how cool you are
2.Basically the equivalent of calling yourself a douche
Steve: Hey, that's my ice cream you're eating!
Douche: Do what I want
Steve: You're such a. . .douche
Douche: Do what I want
Steve: You already said that!
Douche:Do What I want. . .yeah