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“I’ve heard that there’s a simp amongst us.”
“You mean Jaden?”
Someone who puts themselves in a position to defend or support women in any way possible. This person will become very close with the women but will
end up never getting the pussy. This is usually attributed to someone named Carson.
Dude 1: Jesus man, Carson is being such a simp lately.
Dude 2: I know, it’s that bitch he’s been hanging around. She is changing him for the worse.
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Jeff: bro I just gave a ton of stuff to my girl
Jeffery: Jeff bro your such a simp
it stands for squirrels in my pants
it’s originally from phineas and ferb
A person who does too much (knowingly) and doesn't recieve back
Jacob is a simp, he bought nat a necklace and a watch and she hasnt got anything him back