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Reverse cowgirl fucking while the girl shits on your stomach
I love when my girlfriend asks to perform the chocolate rodeo
When someone fucks you and right after shits on your cooch
Jimmy had chocolate ass after fucking ally and serina
You know when you pull out too fast and the person receiving the anal shits everywhere? Well, it's that but you pull out to cum, and you jizz and she shits at the same time making a creamy mound of semen and fecal matter - a chocolate pie!
"Yo, so I was fucking Trish's ass in a spare classroom, and Principal Furwood walks in. Now she's screaming, I'm about to cum and the Principal looks like he's about to faint. So obviously, I pull out and guess what happens?"
"No... No way, you made a Chocolate Pie?"
"Exactly, bro! I swear, the look on his face, dude!"
When all the boys go to the bathroom together after eating taco bell, this is only possible when there are rows of stalls and the squad has major butt pee.
Zach: (at drive-through window) Thanks for the 5-layer beefy burritos
...5 minutes later
Ed: Damn, these burritos got me feeling some type of way!
Nate: Me too man, I don't feel so good
Ed: Sounds like we're going to the chocolate orchestra tonight