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A girl saying they're your literal "mother."
Girl: OMG ur literally my son!
Guy: I just got Mom-zoned.
National Ur Mom Day is a holiday to celebrate the widely used maternal insult "ur mom"
"that's what I did on Ur Mom Day"
"Happy Ur Mom Day"
"THAT'S WHAT I DID TO UR MOM LAST NIGHT HAHAHA"
You have to tell peoples moms there beautiful and hug them to bring up there confidence
You:Hey you beautiful mom: thanks so much that boosted my confidence you:yea it’s ur mom day
Refuting the your mom gay jokes with a simple statement neither putting her neither above nor below
Your mom gay
Your mom moderate
yo... your... your dad adequate
When as a mother you walk into a room and see a chore was done without asking anyone to do it.
Sally walked into the kitchen and had a Mom-gasm because her husband had done the dishes without being asked.
That friend in the group of females who acts overly protective and caring. She's typically overweight and not anywhere near as attractive as her other friends. Knowing she's not going to meet a good looking guy when she goes out, the mom friend overcompensates by acting like the mother and judging her friends for their wild and fun behavior.
Karen is such a mom friend. She'll be sure to remind her friends tomorrow how crazy they were acting at the bar.
A 13 year old boy thinks hes funny by saying that but he sounds 5
Jack: Ur mom HAHAHAH
Josh: not funny idoit