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n. The sexual act of having sex with a girl who is menstrating and getting blood onto her vagina, then at her orgasm pulling out and smacking her with your testacles.
Dude I had sex with Brittney the other night, when I saw she was on her period, I pulled a Living Water Candy Apple on her!
Is being better then being cracked and a god at a game
My friend:BRO UR SO GOD WATER
:Me Thx
One who is constantly on the water or wishes they were
You're just a real Water Cowboy
Alkaline water has a higher pH level than regular drinking water. Because of this, some advocates of alkaline water believe it can neutralize the acid in your body.
the best water is alkaline water.
A Philladelphian slang word for the kids from the suburbs in Pennsylvania who only drink purified water, because they’re too snobby for spicket water, which they call sink water. Also called MFLMPW
Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Waters are pathetic
These are the tiny 8 oz water bottles that Uber drivers usually give you during a ride
Mandingo (aka Uber driver): "What's up ladies?"
Kristin: "We're about to hit up that new club and my girls are looking good tonight."
Mandingo: "Yeah your squad is on fleet. Did I say that right?"
Kristin: "Ha. It's actually on fleek!"
Mandingo: "Anyway, there's some water for you in the drink holders."
Kristin: "Omg. I gotta Instagram these little Uber waters. Loves them"
water solo cup uber lyft
you start with producing a concoction containing feces and urine in a bowl, dip your cock and procede to skull fuck a monkey. Specifically a african monkey, otherwise it won't work.
My bad bro, sorry that i'm late. I just got chaught up in perfecting the good ol' art of the african watering hole.