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To have out witted you’re adversary so man time that the defense got held a 7 and we let them kick for 3
Aye sen that patriots game lass night man I swear to good nes man they have decuple slapped thes mufuckas man on so many levels like j esus is gonna be raining down on them so hard from this ass whooping
A sexual term defining an instance where one ejaculates into their own hand, and bitch slaps their partner with said hand.
ex. “That girl was kinky. I was about to nut and she asked me to baby slap her.”
When you save your jizz, use it to make sorbet and then slap her in the face with it.
My girl loves that sorbet slap, ice cold jizz and then the hot sting from me slapping her.
The Turkey Slice Slap is where a woman with larger than normal flaps on her yoo hoo repeatably slaps her partner while they go down on her with her already mention big flappy bits.
"Oh god babe I love it when you slap me with your turkey slices while I lick your Wompo Shlompo!"
"I didn't know you liked the good old Turkey Slice Slap babe."
"I don't, I lied. I hate you"
If your friend has the nickname "Cloud", you get to smack them.
"Cloud" - hi
friend - guess what day it is
"Cloud" - what
oh shit
friend - its national "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" day (October 23rd)
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n, a type of hit in which you are hit in the face with the knucles of someones hand this hurts more then an average slap and somettimes more than a punch. v, the action of this
dude1: dude whats wrong with your jaw it looks like you were hit in the face with a lead pipe
dude2: that fucking cunt steve knucle slaped me
if there is a hoe is your life then slap them and hit them like no other
time to slap a hoe!!